Prototype

An Attempt at a story..

2010-07-24T06:32:00.003+10:00

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“Opening Airlock in 10…”

All around the airlock, men in blueEVA suits started their final checks, looking for leaks, locking helmets into place. The blue glow of their Heads Up Displays lit up the decompression bay. Their bodies moved with the unhurried grace of professionals, who had clearly done this before. Well, most of them did, My own partner seemed to be having problems moving about. I hoped it was just nerves.

The rest of the blue dots moved towards the rectangular airlock, while a voice counted down.

“5…4… 3..”

Outside the window, there were stars, clearer than ever, with no pollution or air to make them shimmer. They stood there, pinpricks of light from millions of miles away. No one glanced out the window as they completed weapons checks. We’d had months to get used to the view. Ahead of me, I could almost pick out Hadley Station, the white, pre-fab buildings catching the raw glare of the sun, bouncing off its golden solar shielding. That station was about to be the first moves in our first Space War. Glancing back, I saw my home for the last day, the ISA shuttle; Destiny. Black tiles gleamed with an illogical sheen, as if someone had been mopping and cleaning them, and as I drifted further away from her, I could see the scars of micrometeorites, one of many hazards she had protected us against.

“Decompression cycle complete, Airlocks open”

I felt the airlock doors open, the vibrations moving through the metal plating of the deck. One by one, the men, activated their thrusters and hurtled towards the rocks that formed our objective. The deck still vibrating from their departure, I followed suit.

“Squad Audiolink Online”..

At first, static filled my helmet, as I activated my own thrusters and headed out into the void. Usually, One would get a dizzying sense of vertigo, as if the ground had fallen away, but months of training had gotten rid of all the queasiness of space flight. The voices of my teammates filled my ears, the tinny chorus somewhat reassuring. One by one they checked in, before the radio was mostly silent. In space, radio transmissions can give away your position as surely as tracer fire. Not a good thought to be having on any mission.

“Audio simulation online”

A series of lights lit up my arm panel, indicating that my radar and laser targeting system had come online, already detecting the other astronauts and dozens of micrometeorites. Using thrusters, I brought myself towards the nearest set of rocks, watching, and listening for any sound of enemy fire. Normally there is no sound in space, but developments in laser radar and computer-assisted tracking systems had allowed real-time movements of meteorites and bullets to be translated into passable audio simulations.

An observer would see dozens of flashing blue lights, as we all moved off our shuttle in formation. The same observer would have noticed those lights cut out as momentum carried us towards the tinier specks of light in the distance. In space, the difference between life and death could be in the tiny gaps between thruster bursts.

Moving in groups of two, the astro-commandos, moved from asteroid to asteroid, lit up only by the light from the thrusters of the man next to them. My partner was a rookie named “Raj”, hindi for King, which is his real last name. He copped a fair bit of shit about it since he came from an upper class family. We both linked up above one of the pre-fab structures that once housed engineering equipment for the arduous task of mining the moon.

So far so good.

Hovering there like little specks above the boxy white-washed structures, the teams of astro-commandos swiftly maneuvered for entry. Stacking up against one door at a time, we would attach explosive charges to each airlock entry.

Raj’s fingers stumbled in attaching the charge. Calmly, giving no hint that he almost actually blown us both away into the depths of space, I guided his hand to the plastic tab marked ADHESIVE. His arm felt stiff, probably because of the suit.

“Easy there, Attach the bottom adhesive first, then Arm the charge”.

Faceplates being what they are, I couldn’t tell if he was annoyed or relieved that I intervened. I hoped for the latter. Backing up against the wall,I waited for him to pull the ARM tab, when his head exploded. It wasn’t an explosion like you see in those old action flicks from the noughties, but more like the outgassing of a wounded hot-air balloon. The hole is his faceplate let loose globules of blood, like those bubbles in lava-lamps back on earth. Bits of bone and brain matter smeared against my own faceplate. King was clearly dead, but his body would float forever in space. All this happened in the space of a few seconds.

Without thinking, I grabbed hold of his body to prevent him from floating away, when I noticed the gaping hole where his faceplate used to be. Shit. Looks like there would another one for the micrometeorites.

Tracers flew over my head, looking like little shooting stars, with a point of light, and a nice vapour trail. Guns in space were completely different from your standard firearm. Basically miniature railgun in design, the bullet was twice as large as a .50 cal round on Earth, almost the size of a man’s hand. The SAR-51, or “Potholer”, as it was known by its unlucky victim, accelerates it’s highly conducive projectile using overlapping electromagnetic fields, to over 2.4 meters per second, about 7 times the speed of sound. Of course, that distinction is lost in space, save for the giant gaping hole it leaves in people.

As I pressed against the wall, bright glaring flares of light sprung up here and there, men dying as their microfusion tanks exploded.

I thrusted closer to the wall of the pre-fab, pulled the ARM tab myself and waited. A bright yellow glow started around the edge of the blast charge. Unlike the “Frame charges” used back on earth, this did not use det-cord, but a powerful acid, ignited by the incendiary chemical lined along its edges. Had the late Raj set of the incendiary without sticking it to something, we could have been blown off into space. If that weren’t enough, detonations are dangerous in space, sending fragments everywhere at high velocities. While the chances of a “natural” micrometeorite hitting you in space are remote, man made ones are a whole other matter.

The charge evaporated in a ball of gaseous vapour , taking the door with it. Tracers still flew outside.

After all that effort, I was in. Damn that was exhausting.

The daily show on Israel

2010-06-03T22:13:00.001+10:00

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Clusterf#&k to the War House - Korean Peninsula & Middle East

www.thedailyshow.com

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Lies.

2010-05-27T23:38:00.000+10:00

Firstly, AWESOME PIC

And now for the serious stuff..
One of House's key recurring motifs is that "Everybody lies".
This isn't cynical, it's true.

The only thing that is constant in humanity, (note the "in"), is the extent to which we can deceive ourselves. We can rationalize anything, anywhere, anytime. We can convince ourselves that it is good to murder Jews, Palestinians or Tutsi. Indeed, given enough of a nudge in the right direction, based on half-truths and myth, we can convince ourselves that WAR, is good. (e.g. War on Terror).

Coming back to House, it seems that nearly every show has a disillusioned husband, wife, mother, son, father, niece, or close friend. I began to think, that really, they shouldn't be shocked. Everyone has secrets, everyone lies. Everyone hides. and Everyone dies.. (hey that rhymes)..

The lies go two ways, We convince ourselves that we know the other person well enough that they would trust us with their secrets too. We lie to ourselves in the face of all logic. One lie could not succeed without the help of an another.

For example, If Wife & Kids think husband can't have AIDS, it's because that not knowing their father/husband would mean some implicit de-efficiency in ourselves. It would mean we do not know them as we'd like to think. So we deny that they could have AIDS. Because we, ultimately, do not want to feel bad about ourselves, when logically, it's not even our fault.

Why ?

Hell, I don't know. No one does. Cue "It's the human condition" explanation.

Social Pressures.

2010-05-21T17:35:00.000+10:00

I suppose it’s typical, that as a young adult, social pressures would inevitably become a major issue in life. It is after all, the stage where our place in the world is most clearly not defined. That uncertainty of where our lives will lead results us in looking to others for inspiration and guidance. We look to our parents, our peers, the television, and almost everywhere but ourselves. We often do things that don’t make us happy, but we convince ourselves that they do. We see what’s “cool” and not “cool”. This is of course, a worst case scenario. Most of us have a limit as to the impact of society on our lives.

But that line is fast becoming blurred. Most of us have a “me” time/zone, and area where we don’t have to watch what we say, what we do, or how we do it. Some of us, unfortunately, do not. But one must ask the question, How many of my hobbies, interests and attitudes are formed by my own mind? How much has been drummed into me by society, and how much is my own conscious decision?

Are my attributes merely the product of genes? Do I choose to do the right thing because I want to? Or because society demands it ? Is there a fundamental aspect that is unique to each individual, one that used to be called a “soul”? Do we have free will ? What is this festering presence on earth called humanity?

One could simply not care about societal norms, and as tempting as it is to say “FUCK YOU” to society, in large bloodred letters, Very rarely, do people actually avoid engaging with others. One could go live in a mountain cave somewhere, and not be seen or heard from, but then one would be devoid of all the benefits of society. It finally dawns that, increased contact with society is the result of technological advances. The very same technological advances that I cannot do without. So while i can sit here and rant about how people take facebook too seriously, and that we can no longer truly know who we are, or who everyone else is, and that life is very much like a play, with everyone wearing masks in different scenes. In the end, i will probably go and become a productive member of society, because I am human. I will end up adopting the same hypocrisies, the same emphasis on the superficial, the same sense of social ineptitude that we are all eager to hide. I will do all that because I cannot comprehend what it is like to live without a computer, running water, or electricity.

And in a fittingly Bathetic end to this blog post, I will apologise to my imagined audience, that the internet bandwith has been capped, and hence the delay.

Oh, and here’s some pictures. It occurs to me that beyond childhood, we never comprehend "the big picture" That we are just on a planet, and our trivial concerns are just a few of 6 Billion. Most of them are the same as the other 6 billion, just with different dressings. We are not unique. We are the product of cause and effect. Only few of us can change the world. The rest of us have to deal with it.

Facebook, twitter, and society

2010-05-12T08:38:00.005+10:00

Good morning,

For some inane reason, my body clock decided to wake me up at 6 am, probably due to my severely screwed up circadian rhythm. Maybe it's the fact that I organise events on facebook (fb), or that I'm staying at home alone, but I couldn't help but log on, and check my facebook, instead of rolling over and trying to get some more sleep.

Why ?

Perhaps the whole concept behind social media, is not that people care, or that people want to connect, but rather that people are afraid. People are afraid that there aren't others like themselves out there. People are afraid of being alone, or different, and being the only one, who say, has a habit of (to take an example off fb), "counting the hours you have to sleep before you sleep".. Ok, that would be a minor fear. Granted, the majority of fb users aren't quaking in fear/maudlin emotions.. oh wait. Anywho, my point is, if you take away all the social pressure and gossip to be on facebook, at the core of it all, is a human desire to belong. But do we really belong there ?
I know that a similar thing about dehumanisation was said of SMS, and twitter and the internet in general. To a certain extent, they are true. However, some forums get along well and community members have no qualms about telling others that they post there, in real life. But an online presence is not the same thing as an actual presence and here's where my theory gets interesting, While excess fb usage is a fear of being alone, an actual social gathering requires effort, and carries the potential for awkward situations. So, fb usage is a combination of fear of being alone, and a fear of being rejected.

But why ?

Fb is society in a microcosm, and an intensification of fears and hopes that dominate our normal lives. Often, people don't know how to react to the immediacy of fb, and twitter, and either play it safe, or go above and beyond the call to "be yourself".. We have manufactured fb personalities, and while we would like to believe that everyone is acting honestly in our everyday environments, we know that to be impossible. We put on a face when we go to work, school, mosque, gym. We want to make ourselves look good. Certainly, these concerns aren't at the forefront of our mind, but they certainly do form a great part of our motivations..

But for someone who has just recently moved Cities, I can understand the feeling of non-belonging, but I also accept that there are some groups that you do not want to belong to. Clearly, for me, I would prefer to belong to a group that did not organise, and revolve around facebook. Hell, even texting, I consider to be closer personal contact than tweeting or fb. Fb has it's uses, but is not personal, and only an illusion/chimera?/ (insert fancy term for cure that only works for a short while), for our fear of loneliness.

Unfortunately, we all die alone, and nothing can change that. Having said all that, I still find my fb usage spiked when I moved, until i realised that my friends back in sydney probably had better things to do, and could not possibly respond to every tag that I had. So the only solution for me is to engage with friends I have here, while using fb to keep in occasional touch with people over there. Unfortunately, that's easier said than done, because physical interactivity requires a lot more effort and risk than typing away on a keyboard..

Wow.. didn't think this would still exist

2010-05-07T12:40:00.001+10:00

It occurred to me (rather forcefully, thanks to my friends) that facebook is no longer a space to express my thoughts as freely as possible while still ensuring that they get heard outside of my own head. It also was impressed upon me by the same friends that, my thoughts are not welcome on their walls. Hence, facebook does not, or rather, your friends do not want to know, what's on your mind, unless it's funny, important, or work related.

To a certain extent that is understandable, but I ask this, No one is asking you to read my wall, or even include me in your newsfeed. Furthermore, If you do strike me from your precious friends list, I'm not going to go all superficial on you and suddenly not speak to you in real life, or as they say on the internet, IRL. I generally do not think about anything that I post on FB, because I didn't think that people took it seriously. Evidently, I was wrong. I make this blog post for two reasons, To put down my thoughts in a medium that is available, but not ubiquitous, i.e. something that doesn't appear on peoples walls unless they choose to, and to ensure that I maintain some form of record, of the paltry existence that is my life.

To this end, I have resolved to:

Post Once a week, and ONLY once a week, barring holidays.
Make my posts as coherent and non-context specific as possible.
To limit my posts to a general subject area.

I recognize that no one may see this post, and that I may eventually give up on this adventure, but It is , as they say, A start.

Left wing radicals ? You don't say ?

2008-07-31T19:40:00.002+10:00

That there are two sides to every coin ?

Seriously. I find that there are more rightwing bloggers than ever. For example, an entry by someone calling himself "Dr Sanity", complaining that hostages rescued weren't even thankful, then further twisting their apology, into an accusation that all left wingers bite the hand that feeds them.

First of all, the hostages were grateful to be rescued, but this doesn't mean that they should change their views. It's like becoming an athiest because god didn't grant your wish.

Really.

Of course, I'm referring to something thats 2 years out of date, I just googled no good deed goes unpunished. and I get right wingers.. figures.

Somedays...

2008-07-16T19:15:00.002+10:00

People just don't get satire..

Really. I'm of course referring to the hype surrounding that satirical cartoon...
Considering it was two of the NY times journalists who got (the west) us in to Iraq, I'm surprised they even ran with the cartoon. But hey, Sometimes USAmericans are too dumb, even when it's obviously satire...

For example, one of my posts in sciforums was so badly misread...
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=82850&page=3

Just posting coz I'm bored.
Although I really should study.

Long time.

2008-05-31T17:20:00.002+10:00

It's been a long time, since my last post.

It's also been a long time since my last promotion.
I really haven't been told explicitly whats wrong with me. Which only makes it frustrating and more apparent that the staff at my squadron have a grudge against me. (If anyone from the AAFC is reading this, note this is my personal opinion, not those of the AAFC). Seriously.

It also could be people adopting a wait and see attitude. Obviously one of them is not me. I'm going bright, and I'm going to go out with a bang. If i have to.

Right now, I've been at this rank for 2 years now, and the people below me are ready to take over soon. I owe it to them to tell them the way things work, and to ensure that the people below me get the best i can offer them. They deserve better.

Meanwhile, I'm standing by my opinion. If the AIR force cadets places more value on Fieldcraft than aircraft, then it's not the place for me. If it values charisma, sweettalking, and bludging more than blood,sweat and tears. Then screw em, who needs em..

Well, that said, hopefully the grudge doesn't extend around the wing, one more GST and a couple more flying courses then I should be out of here.

Fitna.

2008-04-01T22:53:00.000+11:00

Gather round, ladies and gents, for a fine piece of propaganda.

As a semi muslim. I laugh, conjuring images with random clerics and quotes taken out of context, is an age old trick.

Nothing new, except how dumb people get.

here, see for your self, unless you're a white supremacist.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d9_1206624103

Legacy

2008-03-24T04:54:00.001+11:00

A man passed away, My grandfather.

Leaving behind a legacy, Headmaster of two schools, father to a large extended family, and general champion of the community.

I am reminded of the song, "everyone's a top bloke when they're dead" by chasers, but I don't have enough memories of him to point out, why he shouldn't be a top bloke.

Legacy.

I am his legacy.

But I am not him.

Therefore.- I am my own legacy.

Angry..wtf ?

2008-02-26T22:10:00.003+11:00

We'd all like to be well rounded, calm and witty individuals, wouldn't we ?.

Unfortunately, we're not.

I don't know whether it's the caffiene, or the fact that theres a shitload of HW in year 11. Or the fact that I don't seem to care anymore. Apathy has become my creed.

Anger my emotion, and what vestiges of control I have left fast dissapating.

Maybe it's just this fucking double maths period I just had.
Or the fact that my friends seem less real than my computer.

I quite frankly don't know.

My potential in doubt. (I had potential?). My efforts worthless.

As effortlessesly as I type, Apathy creeps in.

Why ?

I don't know.
And I sure as hell didn't choose to.

Being in an organization used to make me feel like I belong, now it seems alien and weird. But beautiful, In a museum sort of way. Evolution. Moving on. Leaving behind.
An artifact of my past. (Or my future).

I know I need help. But I'm probably just an attention seeker at heart.
If I were to ask about help on certain topics, they were certain to use it to their advantage.
But, such is life. I might just be paranoid.

Alright, enough of that shit.

In other news.

In case you haven't gathered, pressure is mounting up, and even though I got the award for most improved in maths, I don't like it.

US continues to hound Iran. Why ?. Do Iranians have to die too before Americans can use Oil Based Viagra ?

Bastards.

Apathy Rolling in.....

Are we at the pinnacle of society ?

2008-02-23T17:44:00.002+11:00

Shift Happens.

Wow. We literally just had a lot of babies born.

Like wtf. Really? Just predictions so far, but scary.

BSG vs SGA

2008-02-14T15:54:00.002+11:00

Battlestar Galactica versus Stargate Atlantis.

I'll tell you straight off, They're both great shows.

Both have really good cast and SFX.
Both have a proud history and tradition, BSG was originally in the 80s and Stargate was going for 10 seasons before the spin off, which went for 4 more seasons.

Two things however, make BSG seperate from all the others.

Not America Centric, colonials have their own factions and inter rivalry. And not as corny.

In SGA, The leader of the expedition always saves the day, and survives, Shepard or Weir, Rodney always has some sort of new invention, just in time to save the day.

But in BSG, scientific inventions don't actually work out, such as the Cylons, which were originally created by man. People are flawed, and it shows. People can't handle the strain and it shows. PEOPLE DIE. and IT SHOWS.

sorry, Stargate, you're gonna have to sit this one out.

2 sides to every coin, or is it three ?

2008-02-11T22:23:00.000+11:00

Okay..

Well, we all tend to one side people, and it's necessary for us to move conveniently and quickly in the modern world. If someone's an asshole, we avoid them. Because we know that they are not going to be conducive to our work. If someone's a nice person we know that they will be a pleasant addition to our day and actively seek and converse with them.

But sometimes, people have another side. Really.
But there's this one really obnoxious guy, lets call him blondie (no offence to blondes.. really), I really wonder why he bothers...doing anything ? If he knows that his attitude isn't conducive to his objective, why bother with the objective if you aren't going to change it ?

Like come on, Argh, I won't bother.

In other news, we're going to send more troops to east timor under a labour government. Well, I suppose it's either that or look foolish while we take oil.

Greed...don't get me started. (partially because I'd be hypocritical)..

Fox, Does it again....

2008-02-05T22:27:00.000+11:00

Makes me laugh...

Apparently, they've been attacking bloggers....

In the interests of "fair and balanced" news, I warn that the following video is made by Brave new films, a long time critic of Fox (lets face it, Faux).

what, So bloggers can't express their opinions as fiercely as they wanted ?
o, and by the way, It's not only the "liberal" blogs that spout opinions so fiercely... right wing ones do it much more often and with private backing..

So thank you Faux news, for alienating another audience, that already doesn't trust you and never will.

Dumbasses...

Iraqi War memorial... for IRAQIs. ..

2008-02-04T16:03:00.001+11:00

Ok, So maybe I do like blogging but I don't have time for it....

But.

Did it ever occur to you that there is no memorial for Iraqi's?
Theres a memorial for Iraqi Veterans (AMERICANS) etc, but there is no memorial to the 1.6 million people killed.

Not big enough for you ?

1 600 000 KILLED.

1 600 000 KILLED.

Who the hell are we to say that their lives were not worth remembering ?

Well, more good(bad) news.

2008-02-03T14:07:00.000+11:00

Usually, I take the internet for granted now.

But fail to realise what can be at my fingertips.
Like firsthand reports from Iraq.

Yep, folks, first hand doom and gloom. (but it's useful)

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/

Why the internet is a blessing.....

2008-01-31T23:02:00.000+11:00

Apparently folks, I'm not done blogging. Or year 11 hasn't gotten into full swing yet.

Theres also a possibility of me refusing to admit that I'm an egotistical bastard who will be attracted to any hint of exposure. Maybe its just the caffiene running through my veins.

But some things just continue to get me pissed.

1.The media.
2.Politicians on which fates of countries supposedly rest
3. US foreign policy
4. Dumbasses on the interweb.

Ok, So the internet has been a blessing for everyone, not just because it has free porn, but because it makes alternate sources more available to the common man, should he so desire.
But of course, the common man is more interested in seeing Britney's Tits than knowing about electrical outages which may affect him. (despite the fact that without electricity, you can't see your own tits, let alone britney's.

So, At 1130 at night, I'm yelling out "WTF ?" and "this is why no one takes the media seriously, or for that matter, trusts it" Because, of the 1100 news bulletin of 3 minutes ,at least 2 was taken up by the fact that Britney Spears has been admitted into a psychiatric hospital.

WHAT THE FUCK ?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ?

You put more priority on Britney Spear's health (complete with police cars outside her house) than on the health of people suffering flash flooding and lightning storms ? people who may be trapped or killed?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EDITORS THESE DAYS ?

It's like this

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMG Britney's GONE CRAZY. Experts say she may blame her mother. ..etc... blah blah blah , O by the way, the railway line to woollongong has been cut off and dozens of people were stranded, but lets get back to Britney, OH, look HEATH LEDGER took drugs...

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS (or the nearest celebrities), and START REPORTING REAL NEWS.

Edit: I actually wrote ASS out of you HEAD, I suppose it makes sense , since you can't tell the difference either way.

Moving On..

2008-01-30T21:51:00.000+11:00

Saw a couple of friends move on and upwards today.

While stifling audacious assaults from my ego, I managed to feel proud of them and see that I could now help them in another capacity, with my support. When I'm not being a complete Pain in the Ass.
I mean come on, sometimes they're better than you. And sometimes you have to let go.

Like I'm letting go of blogging.

Yes, turns out my little stint on the interweb is over. (it wasn't much to begin with.)

You might see some rants here and there, but not a flurry of posts.

When they invaded Iraq...

2008-01-18T03:59:00.000+11:00

Anyone remember..

When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

And now, for the poorly rhyming...

When the Americans bombed Japan
I remained ignorant
I wasn't Japanese

When they bombed Korea
I remained indifferent
I wasn't Korean

When they bombed Vietnam
I remained silent
I wasn't a commie

When they supported Pinochet
I remained ignorant
I wasn't from Chile

When they invaded Iraq
I remained ignorant
I wasn't Iraqi

When they invaded my country
There wasn't anyone willing to speak, read,fight, for me.

Unembedded Journalism... Why its needed.

2008-01-17T14:47:00.000+11:00

I've been reading from Dahr Jamail and it seems with every page i turn i just keep getting more and more pissed.

It has a scathing accusations of the media, principally Judith Miller and Michael Gordon, whom both should have lost their reputations and their jobs for reporting and failing to correct improper Iraq WMD stories.

And the rest of the media for ignoring the blatant truth, that embedding with a military unit only gives you propaganda and lies.
Jamail, Is one of those few jems, who through principle, went to Iraq on his own funds, and started reporting eyewitness accounts of what he saw inside Baghdad.
Quite frankly, Every major newspaper should be syndicating him by now. Yes, his reports are filled with reports of death and destruction. But it's death that the US, Directly or indirectly CAUSED.

We need people like Dahr to go out there and see what the rest of us are too scared to see or even read about. the same is true even for me. I'd rather play a game of freelancer than read his book about the suffering of Iraqi people.

We need alternate sources, particularly because mass media are a bunch of corporate spineless cowards.

Paradise for some, Hell for others.

2008-01-14T14:44:00.000+11:00

For a tourist, Singapore has it all.

(well, for a tourist that used to live there)

I mean, come on, Sure there's a death penalty for drugs and they don't like homosexuals.. but I mean come on, No racism, xenophobia, modern, fast, eco friendly, all sorts of food..

Seriously. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND SATAY IN AUSTRALIA ?
And I don't mean Shish kebab style. I mean Satay with the heart attack inducing peanut sauce.

What about Chicken Rice?
No , you idiot, I don't mean Rice with chicken schnitzel, I mean chicken Rice, with proper sauce and rice.
And Ice Milo ? .. Only in certain corners of Australia can you find it. unlike the other two, which are really good.... REALLY.

Ok, So Its hell for people living here, most of my friends are dying under pressure, those not incredibly gifted (or cheating), report people studying for over 10 hours a day.

I mean seriously.. I'm kinda lucky to be here.. Oh, and did I say, singapore is great.

True blue Aussie Hypocrites.

2008-01-04T07:00:00.000+11:00

You know, I realise that I never really paid Attention to the news.
But when i remember that a couple of months ago (in 2007) the bali bombers were given a chance to repent, and a an invitation to the local warden's home for a ramadan meal, Does anyone remember the Outrage behind that ?
you know, the critics calling for their heads, and people saying that they should not do this or that ?

Now, Aren't these the same people, (australians) that tried to lift the death penalty on drug traffickers of the Bali nine ? hmmm ?

Now, let me ask you, what makes a drug trafficker worse than a terrorist ?
A terrorist kills lives, A drug trafficker makes them suffer before they die, ruining a lot more lives in the process.

This revelation (although late) made me realise that no one is immune to large nationwide hypocrisy.

Fucking dumbasses.

So many unheard voices..

2008-01-03T06:35:00.000+11:00

You know, with the loud voice of O Rielly and the amusing yet deadly bushisms, we tend to ignore the consistent and persistent, We tend to ignore the voices of reason and peace.

One of them is George Galloway, While I don't like his long winded explanations, It's less full of shit than the pro war politicians.. Remember ? We're fighting them over there so that we don't fight them here ?

He does tend to avoid a few questions, but hey, he's a politician but less full of shit than O Reilly.

Well, that ended well... surprisingly.. Is it because he's Irish...

This is a short excerpt of the response to accusations that he was in saddam's pocket...

Combined with Robert Fisk's first hand journalism and his eloquence, the voices not heard might have a chance.

Don't type wwww.

2008-01-03T01:20:00.000+11:00

Seriously, I accidently added a www to my blogspot, and its a CHRISTIAN CONVERSION SITE... really.

So, in the truest tradition of internet spam...

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Bangladesh has the interweb ? WHAT?

2007-12-29T17:39:00.000+11:00

Seriously people... ever since I've found out It's been like water to a parched man.
And whats with all these blogs popping up, right after i told them i was blogging (yes, I'm very insecure...)

have a look, at what passes for friends, (and proudly too)
http://rojaaa-is-bored.blogspot.com
www.adropoftea.blogspot.com

What really sucks (or makes me jealous ) is the fact that they have millions of comments on theirs... probably becuase they told everyone... Well sorry if i had to get stuck in bangladesh....

In other news..

Rest in peace Benazir Bhutto.

Ok, So pakistan was under musharraf for a while,and sure there isn't really a reaon to be concerned if you live in AUS, US or another other western country, just as long as that dictator is friendly to the idea of the GREAT WAR ON A NOUN !!!!. (the CIA has yet to determine what that noun is)

Ok, so democracy is almost out of breath in pakistan , but in neighbouring india, its in full swing..

If pakistan becomes a "failed state" like the US ( and yes, Chomsky calls it that) the US might invade.. and then WWIV might start. '

Anyways, the weather is fine but extremely smoggy in Bangladesh.. cheerio

Going overseas is sooo...Boring..

2007-12-15T20:25:00.000+11:00

Well, I have been overseas/travelling since i was little. Unlike others, I don't find it interesting anymore. Considering I've only been in one state in Australia since I came here, well.. meh.

Ok, so i've been going to the same second world country for the last 10 years.
Along the way I've learned a few things.
Always keep silent and never smile, People are less likely to annoy you.
Although you might be lonely, You don't need company, because you're not miserable.
Although your parents say that you can pack your bags, really, they want your weight allowance.
Although your relatives pamper you, they want your parents money/goods.
Never ever think that you can stay.
Try not to look important, Otherwise people will mug you.

goddamn it. Its going to be so boring, and I really should have invested in an external hard drive, then i wouldn't have to burn all these goddamn dvds.
Jeez. we;re in for a long haul people.

Off, to bangladesh

2007-12-14T11:53:00.000+11:00

Well, I'm off to a cyclone ravaged country, of my birth.
except i don't really feel a connection to it.. I mean sure, I speak the language, and i look like them but I've been brought up in western countries,all my life. So is it unnatural to feel weird ?..

Ahmadin who?

2007-12-14T01:44:00.000+11:00

Ahmadinejad has a blog ?

Whoa, If only Howard or Rudd had a blog, instead of PR sites with excerpts from their press releases.

I mean, their speeches are so long,that sometimes they can't stop. What better place to mouth off other than the internet ? ..Hey, look, even I do it.

In other news.

NIE stirrs up the white house.

sorry, about the short post, Its 2 am.. as you can finally see.

American Republicans suck

2007-12-09T01:36:00.000+11:00

But unfortunately, We can't stop them from being republicans , because we'd be hypocrites, just like them...

But still, They suck. Big time.

But Its true, Girls don't play video games...

2007-12-06T23:07:00.000+11:00

Ok, So i know its a stereotype, but have you seen one serious female gamer? and all of the sexism that goes on in VOIP and shit like that, can you blame them ??

It first came to attention when i started reading Ctrl Alt Del, that there are NO, female gamers in some games.

I wonder why ?

The answer lies in the majority of games. mainly the genre; War.

War is a male act, rapacious, extreme, violent. And, although Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ( I wonder who said that), It's just not their thing. Sure there are woman soldiers, but that doesn't mean that all girls like violence.. Thus leading to popular stereotypes... (ie, dutch, bull dyke marines.. etc. ) but thats died down in recent years as the idea of a woman holding a rifle doesn't seem too bad, as long as she kills the enemy, and not her husband.

Although..- "Nothing beats a woman that you have to salute in the morning" ...

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Fragging..

2007-12-06T23:05:00.000+11:00

This is so fucking true... Damn n00bs.

Fragging

Trust the system. . I do...just not at home.

2007-12-06T00:24:00.000+11:00

I'd just like to make it clear that I'm not anarchist or anything. The system is great, but the chain f command is such that Its really hard to effect any sort of change.

My faith in the promotion system, has been justified, My faith in the chain of command. Has been ruined.

Heres another track that really suits this moment..

Why ?

2007-12-05T21:53:00.000+11:00

It just gets deeper and deeper..

*pauses* , Sorry, If you're here for the usual news outrage about the media thing, skip this section.
As I sit here on my fat ass, typing this, I finally realise that Its me i should be blaming. I'm not knowledgable in my hobby/job, I'm not particularly fit, I'm not adept at ONE skill required. (just one)

That being said, I still try. Which is more than the other candidate can say. He is skilled and fit, but He doesn't try or adhere to the objectives of the organisation. But he lacks discipline and EXPerience. Which i have. Alright, so the others don't really respect me that much but it still should have been me.

And as I looked around tonight, Neither do any of the higher rank, or staff. That doesn't make sense at all. They should embody what the organization wants them to represent. Lead by example. And if you've got a corrupt head of state, you'll have a corrupt state. Power corrupts ( I've only taken One can of Pepsi .. I swear) .

Also , It turns out scamming teachers is useful, My presentation on War on Democracy, Was brilliant, according to the teacher. (I had it organized in my mind... I swear) ..

END OF WHINGING ATTENTION SEEKING BUT LOGICAL BIT.
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Now, On the newswires was this assessment of Iran, From the US.
I was expecting it to be more hawkish, pro republican, Anti Iran , But NO,

US report cools tensions

So, like, Bush is like, Despite this ,we must Bomb Bomb Bomb Iraq- I mean Iran.. It's vital to stop WWIII ... Dude, WWIII is going to be the world against the US.. (wishful thinking, I know) .

Ok, So for all those that listen to Faux News (Fox..) Heres a summary of what you're going to see... Most likely more and more BS. PEOPLE OPEN YOUR EYES !. .(whoops, I meant Non Americans)

A new dawn

2007-12-04T23:42:00.000+11:00

Tomorrows the day..

Tomorrow is the day that i go in front, and waste 15 minutes of class. For nothing.
Although one could argue that you don't learn much in school.. I'd like to think i learnt how to scam teachers there.
The 15 minutes I'm going to take up is going to be wasted on these fools !. like seriously, they don't give a shit about latin america. geez.

And later on, i come to terms with my job... Someday.

*singing*

It's a bittersweet symphony, thaats life .....
Trying to make ends meet, your a slave to money then you die..

You know the rest.

I'm Sorry.

2007-12-04T00:09:00.001+11:00

I'm sorry, but i had to post this. I just couldn't resist.

Losing sleep now ?

2007-12-03T23:37:00.000+11:00

We had Pe today, and the teams were unbalanced.

I observed this phenomenon (see I can speil), and thought at first.
"No one give s shit."
"duh, Its just a stupid PE lesson"

and as much as i was in agreement with the second sentence, I began to think, (having nothing else to do) that if the stakes were higher, Would people have a conscience ?

Would they think for a moment, you know, that hey, we have an unfair advantage, thats not based on skill but on deceit and lies (actually the PE teachers are nice guys) ... ?
Would they go, thats not fair, we should extend equal rights to them ?

*warning , total nonsense starts here*

Of course, I still haven't had the shit beaten out of me by life, and am not looking forward to it..

Considering how much sleep i've lost since i got passed over for a guy that HASN'T Taught much. Seriously.

OH THE INJUSTICE.

Excuse me while i appreciate not being American, which is the only thing i have left..

Sorry you had to see that. The organization, that I had faith in, has deserted me. But i guess I deserve it , for not being able to see it coming. Well, As the chief says, Finish the Fight.

The ANZUS, I mean ANUS treaty.

2007-12-01T14:10:00.000+11:00

Righto, Time to set somethings straight,

Many people here in Australia think that Australia's relationship with the US, is one of necessity.

Some people who remember high school may have heard about the ANZUS treaty, Aus, NZ and US treaty. However, not many people are aware that it is a farce.
All it does is allow the US to plant bases on our soil, on the pretense of security.

The reason it is false is because :

Each Party recognizes that an armed attack in the Pacific Area on any of the Parties would be dangerous to its own peace and safety and declares that it would act to meet the common danger in accordance with its constitutional processes.

Note that it says " its constitutional processes", that means that the President of the great US, If he doesn't like us, doesn't have to help us, unless his bases are threatened. So unless the Chinese army, steps on the bases of the great Uncle Sam, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO SHIT.

So you Australians, out there, keep listening to FOX news telling you to keep an eye out for terrorists, or Today Tonight telling you that Uncle sam is looking over you.

WELL he isn't, dumbasses.

I is n000b

2007-12-01T13:44:00.000+11:00

How could I have been so stupid ? , Leaving me open to attack from all directions in a public forum(the interweb) From both people that know me and don't know me..

I is a giant, dammn n00b. I knew i shouldn't have published this address onto msn, ah shit.

Now they know EVERYTHING, all my darkest thoughts.

See, Now is the bit where i go..

great, Now they know that I'm sick of my job and that Oliver North and Fox are total bullshit...

So from now on, I'll only be posting about world news that pisses me off enough to write about it.. If it's that bad, don't expect coherent posts.

Like seriously.

Fox News ? O, you mean Faux News ?

2007-12-01T01:21:00.001+11:00

An infamous Lt Col. Of the USMC (i think), was employed by Fox as a political commentator.

Ok, So Oliver North is a primary source of the events that occurred during the Iran Contra Scandal, but still.

This in my mind just proved that Fox is a right wing wacknut channel that shouldn't be listened to by anyone.

Seriously. They've gotten more shit wrong than anything else. This is the shit that you call news ? Huh Americans ? ..Well, i've got news for you (hah!) . IT AIN'T WORTH WATCHING !.

I dub thee, Sir Ducky

2007-11-30T23:03:00.000+11:00

It's amazing what duck tape can do in the field.
Really.

And it's also amazing what people can think of you in the field... An Asshole went from being an asshole, to "a useful kinda guy" to have around...

Of course, that wouldn't be the case unless someone had a wardrobe malfunction..

I think I've said enough.

As for the injustice mentioned earlier, I feel that, I might as well quit that position, Again, this is probably just me blowing off steam and the usual teenage depression/angst thing. But it seriously is looking more and more like its not worth the effort.

I don't know really. And am trying to make sense of it all. I'd like to quit on a high note, but it's not looking too good. The system has been screwed.

But, I'd think this quote covers it.

"The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see. Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"

Or

"what you must learn is that these rules are no different that the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken. Understand? Then hit me if you can.... Good. Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique."

And the best for last

"Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist?"

Neo: "Because I choose to."

Being popularly paranoid.

2007-11-30T15:58:00.001+11:00

Nowadays, It seems that many people seem to like being paranoid, since it gives them attention,
I was paranoid in year 7, seeing conspiracies everywhere, Then , I matured..(yes, In one year) and realized that, If they did manage to step over me.. Big deal.

Nowadays, It seems people are blind, To the ILLUMINATI !!!!!!

Just kidding.. really. I don't subscribe to that bullshit. But, questions major events such as 9/11 is not bullshit , Its natural. Why the hell did you let OBL's family go after 9/11 and proceed to then racially profile ( and refuse guns) to millions of innocent people who were trying to make a decent living in the GREAT USA.. I mean .. In the western world.

Again, This post is probably going to be filled with more Anti American bullshit, and only having been to canada, I'm not qualified to comment on America.

CANADIANS RULE !.

I FOUND THE TIME ZONE SETTINGS.

2007-11-30T00:08:00.000+11:00

OMG. IT should say 12 08 AM..
OMG..

Now, see how lonely i am, I get excited over a time stamp.. Geez.. Calm down...

Righto, Now, Down to business.

2007-11-29T23:38:00.000+11:00

Year 11 and 12 is going to be very...very.. tough.

The horror stories are abundant, For example,

"Nearly one in five year 12 students have thought about killing or hurting themselves because of exam and homework pressures. " -smh

So, Me taking about 2 3 unit subjects, one of which i dislike, another 2 subjects I'm unsure about, and in general, Very Apprehensive. So, Will I become one in five ? ..Find out, next week on This is your life.

In other news.

Musharaff ( one f or 2 ? ), however you spell it, appears to be on the road to democracy, REally ?
Kevin Rudd is the new prime minister, It's a first.
Chasers is now only 50 % interesting , It had high quality satire (like the Peter Garret Spoofs) but now it's just gone crude.
Apparently , Cyrpus decided to endorse Turkey into the EU ( this is over 2 years ago) even when turkey was occupying its land.. Wierd logic. So don't complain..

Palestine and Israel meet to discuss new ways of breaking ceasefires.

The world turns for another day.

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Damnation. Depressed. Down.

2007-11-29T21:09:00.001+11:00

Yeah, It's been a bad week.. Now if i were superstitious, I'd say it was because I've been bad to my parents, but I'm not.
First of all, I got denied for a course that not only did i have the qualifications for, but people less qualified got chosen for.

Ok, so maybe i can't tie a knot.. So what ? Seriously, So you're going to send some jackass who sucks up to the higher rank ? Jeez, THE FUCKING INJUSTICE.... Now I'm going to kill some flood to cheer me up. What sucks is that I'll be in the same position that i've been in for 2 years. which sucks, Big time.

Anyways, onto more cheerful.. I mean miserable stuff, I'm going on holiday, with nothing much to do.. other than being bored.
Seriously, First I don't get selected for peer support, and now this. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a leader.

Oh well. Let us drown our sorrows in Pepsi Max..Wait , THATS RIGHT.. THERE IS NONE.

To lead you require, Knowledge, skill and tact.. You could say that i don't have any of those in large quantities, but i'd like to think I have enough. But no, maybe next time.

Ok finally the cheerful stuff.

The sun shone today.
Kevin Rudd elected an Asian Minister.
and the HALO 3 soundtrack is awesome. as usual.

IT works ?

2007-11-29T19:02:00.000+11:00

I finally discovered the time stamp option...
Thanks to a friend..

IT WORKS > HALLEJUAH ..

ITS 12 aM.. SHIT. I'M TIRED.

Its 12 20 am not whatever it says.

2007-11-29T00:20:00.000+11:00

This is seriously annoying. I am not an AMERICAN.
I swear, If i get a premonition that going to hell would mean that i become an american, I'd be squeaky clean as possible. No sinning for me. No sir!. DAMM! . that was american.

I've got nothing against American people, just like to find my own unique "Australian" (not American Australian) way of doing things.

And having an American time zone isn't helping things.

Ok, so whats new ?

I just discovered that google calenders are used worldwide to organize millions of personal lives.
Along with Facebook, Myspace, Photobucket. Does anyone realise what people could do with you're personal things ? Even you're IP address can get you in trouble.

thinking I'm paranoid ?, Yeah, I do too.

Sure there are laws in place to protect us, but not if they don't get caught.
We have Freedom of Information problems here, Trying to get some politicians frigging schedule., almost cost one newspaper $12 million bucks. Of course, they didn't get it.
So whats to stop companies from using you're private information and sending a hitman to kill you ,just so they could test the reality of the new hitman game ?

Seriously ? what is there ?

You read in fiction books, about rich corporations controlling the world, The richest men, all in some secret sort of Illuminati council controlling the world. .Well, unfortunately , thats looking truer by the minute.

Ok, It's now 12 28 am, and i have school tomorrow. Tchuis. or whatever.

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Halo 3 soundtrack. . Is as expected, and more.

2007-11-28T16:45:00.000+11:00

When i heard the music on halo 3 i was astounded, they've done a astronomical job since Halo 1.

And I'm just loving the soundtrack, My favourite is the song in the background of the level.. The ark.
I'll be humming it along too.

Damn the simple minded students. ..

2007-11-28T16:35:00.000+11:00

Of Year 10.

Seriously.

Ok, so most of them are matierialistic to the extreme, with porn, and hentai, (for you asians out there.) Most of them are jocks, and assholes who don't really care about anyone but themselves.
Others that do care are reasonable, nice people, but don't really know much about the world they live in. amongst all of them , there are a few precious jems, the intelligent ones, and amongst those, there are those that can be intelligent and play sport at the same time.. OMG..
I know.

So, to the above bunch of people, How do you make Latin America and all its issues, as mentioned in the film War on Democracy, by John Pilger ( It's a intellectual film), Interesting ?
Seriously ? I'm boned.
Ok, I was thinking of mentioning cocaine as in connection to Latin America (Columbia, Eucador etc) but i don't think the teachers would approve.. So, I guess my presentation will be a Straight A boring as shit presentation about the purpose and analysis of Pilger. John, I'm sorry, I couldn't educate these ignorant (some are nice though) people.. They just don't give a shit. Besides, what the hell are they gonna do about Chavez as a dictator ? (of course, The people in Venezuela will kill him if he becomes one) .

Anyways, thanks to bg for the comment.. You have the honor of being the first one on this blog.
As for idealism. I guess my friend was right. Dammn that sucks.

I should have gone elsewhere.

2007-11-27T16:01:00.001+11:00

Ok, complaining time.

Really, I think that people find me, Depraved and egotistical and attention starved. That has got to stop. Totally. Of course, That assumes that people read the previous blog posts.

Anyways. Bloggers were i think once Time's people of the year or something, Why ? because some of them actually make sense. So Shoo, go and read ones that do.

One of my friends, is very, very cynical. Looking out for no. one. He isn't pessimistic, just attuned to the realities of this dog eat dog world out there. Not to say we're cannibals.

But seriously, here's a thought. Would you step over someone if it meant that you would be better off ? Would you kill that person ?

What the ?

2007-11-26T22:27:00.000+11:00

I just read my previous post, and the time stamp says 3:13 AM ?

Well, Now I know that I'm being brainwashed, I stay up late, but not that late.
Dammn this site and its US centric servers. Or whatever.

Anyways, while I still have time, (I just finished year 10) I've got alot of time, 2 weeks of time, until i fly off into the sunset, and buy the farm. Just kidding, I'd never be that ridiculously American.

And since i got myself started on Americans, I'll stop. Before the CIA gets me.

Just because i don't like americans, know how to fly and have access to fuel tanks , doesn't mean that I'm a terrorist. Seriously, ever go to a gas station ? I mean Petrol station ? , Yeah, fuel tanks there too.

O, and heres another reason to lock me in guantanamo, I like Michael Moore's films, and live in a country with federalized healthcare.

See, I started and finished my self on Americans.

Now, onto more about America. ... Hey, Its not my fault i know more about it than the country of my birth, BLAME IT ALL on CAPITALISM.. comrades. .. I mean, Citizens.

Oh, and just to give you even more hints about which country I'm in, well, We just elected a Labour govt. who loves americans almost as much as the previous govt. Great work..dipshit.

Great work by microsoft, in whose blogs/spaces, you can't swear at without being censored, so what if so dipshit in the CIA is watching my every move. I'm an egotistical bastard. As much as I'd like to pretend that I'm not really that bad ( and i'm not) I can't without somehow contradicting myself in the future.

Seriously speaking, If you want to find an egotistical bastard, grab your nearest male human being, Or yourself, (just don't grab you're own penis), Kick him in the nuts, and watch him bendover, then, when he tries to exact revenge, you have your proof. Females are slightly less egotistical, but the same procedure works.

So, where were we ? Ah yes, Americans. The single race/country ever to drop an atomic bomb, ruin millions of lives, save thousands, and then ruin millions more. Then of course, save thousand again. The single country on the planet which has been the subject of a lot of comedian's acts recently. Why ? Well, for starters, Your President sucks.

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations, hold this nation hostile, or our allies hostile"
Or what about that time he confused Austria with Australia, I mean like WTF ?

We Australians have licked the shit out of your ass for the last 80 or so years, Kyoto, Vietnam, Korea, Israel. We've been by your side since the fall of Singapore. And you couldn't even get the damn name right. Or the names of so many places, including the Opera House. Jeez, Is it a wonder, Ladies and gentlemen( and advertising bots) that we think so lowly of you Americans ? This man is meant to be the representative of the GLORIOUS USA,the same country that bailed us out of cold water in WWII.

Of course, We're not stupid enough to privatise our healthcare or ban the communist party, But we're plenty stupid to believe that the ANZUS (Sorry ANUS) Alliance is gonna do us good.
I mean ,give us some credit, we can locate Hong Kong and Singapore from a world map, WITHOUT HELP. (probably coz most of us are from there) O, did i mention We can locate INDIA and the USA and UK on a map too ? We're a smart people, and we're grateful for it, Unless you're one of the country bogans who love pauline hansen. People with access to the interweb usually aren't.

Anyways, If you did have trouble reading the above posts, It's because Americans are a nice generous people ,who are easily mislead, but have penchant for holding riots with guns, So don't get caught misleading them (easy enough).

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. AMERICANS ARE NICE - CIA.

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And Here It begins.

2007-11-26T22:13:00.000+11:00

The sequential nonsense that flows out of my mouth, and that is typed to this screen has to go somewhere right ?
Why not the Interweb ? After all, Some guy gets alot of money from the ads around here, so hey, everyone's a winner. I never get to shut up, and that guy gets lots of money, Or google gets to know my mind ,so it can secretly brainwash me through igoogle.

Why did i start this blog ? Well, In the vain and egotistical hope that someone, somewhere might remember a lonely , lonely high school student (who isn't that lonely). The one guy that is so craven for attention that he posts pictures of himself on the Interweb. And writes nonsense.

I bet by now, Some of you (my non existent readers) are probably going " O here we go again, We've heard all this generic nonsense, NEXT PLEASE" and I the egotistical bastard that I am, will go " Nooo, Please don't go, I need your attention, while i totally blabber on about shit that people don't care about..."

well, Go on, click that dammn button. I'll be here when you remember. I think. Unless google brainwashes me again.