I dub thee, Sir Ducky

It's amazing what duck tape can do in the field.
Really.

And it's also amazing what people can think of you in the field... An Asshole went from being an asshole, to "a useful kinda guy" to have around...

Of course, that wouldn't be the case unless someone had a wardrobe malfunction..

I think I've said enough.

As for the injustice mentioned earlier, I feel that, I might as well quit that position, Again, this is probably just me blowing off steam and the usual teenage depression/angst thing. But it seriously is looking more and more like its not worth the effort.

I don't know really. And am trying to make sense of it all. I'd like to quit on a high note, but it's not looking too good. The system has been screwed.

But, I'd think this quote covers it.

"The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see. Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Were you listening to me Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"

Or

"what you must learn is that these rules are no different that the rules of a computer system. Some of them can be bent. Others can be broken. Understand? Then hit me if you can.... Good. Adaptation, improvisation. But your weakness is not your technique."

And the best for last

"Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist?"

Neo: "Because I choose to."

Being popularly paranoid.

Nowadays, It seems that many people seem to like being paranoid, since it gives them attention,
I was paranoid in year 7, seeing conspiracies everywhere, Then , I matured..(yes, In one year) and realized that, If they did manage to step over me.. Big deal.

Nowadays, It seems people are blind, To the ILLUMINATI !!!!!!

Just kidding.. really. I don't subscribe to that bullshit. But, questions major events such as 9/11 is not bullshit , Its natural. Why the hell did you let OBL's family go after 9/11 and proceed to then racially profile ( and refuse guns) to millions of innocent people who were trying to make a decent living in the GREAT USA.. I mean .. In the western world.


Again, This post is probably going to be filled with more Anti American bullshit, and only having been to canada, I'm not qualified to comment on America.


CANADIANS RULE !.

I FOUND THE TIME ZONE SETTINGS.

OMG. IT should say 12 08 AM..
OMG..


Now, see how lonely i am, I get excited over a time stamp.. Geez.. Calm down...

Righto, Now, Down to business.

Year 11 and 12 is going to be very...very.. tough.

The horror stories are abundant, For example,

"Nearly one in five year 12 students have thought about killing or hurting themselves because of exam and homework pressures. " -smh

So, Me taking about 2 3 unit subjects, one of which i dislike, another 2 subjects I'm unsure about, and in general, Very Apprehensive. So, Will I become one in five ? ..Find out, next week on This is your life.

In other news.

Musharaff ( one f or 2 ? ), however you spell it, appears to be on the road to democracy, REally ?
Kevin Rudd is the new prime minister, It's a first.
Chasers is now only 50 % interesting , It had high quality satire (like the Peter Garret Spoofs) but now it's just gone crude.
Apparently , Cyrpus decided to endorse Turkey into the EU ( this is over 2 years ago) even when turkey was occupying its land.. Wierd logic. So don't complain..

Palestine and Israel meet to discuss new ways of breaking ceasefires.

The world turns for another day.

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Damnation. Depressed. Down.

Yeah, It's been a bad week.. Now if i were superstitious, I'd say it was because I've been bad to my parents, but I'm not.
First of all, I got denied for a course that not only did i have the qualifications for, but people less qualified got chosen for.

Ok, so maybe i can't tie a knot.. So what ? Seriously, So you're going to send some jackass who sucks up to the higher rank ? Jeez, THE FUCKING INJUSTICE.... Now I'm going to kill some flood to cheer me up. What sucks is that I'll be in the same position that i've been in for 2 years. which sucks, Big time.

Anyways, onto more cheerful.. I mean miserable stuff, I'm going on holiday, with nothing much to do.. other than being bored.
Seriously, First I don't get selected for peer support, and now this. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a leader.

Oh well. Let us drown our sorrows in Pepsi Max..Wait , THATS RIGHT.. THERE IS NONE.

To lead you require, Knowledge, skill and tact.. You could say that i don't have any of those in large quantities, but i'd like to think I have enough. But no, maybe next time.

Ok finally the cheerful stuff.

The sun shone today.
Kevin Rudd elected an Asian Minister.
and the HALO 3 soundtrack is awesome. as usual.

IT works ?

I finally discovered the time stamp option...
Thanks to a friend..

IT WORKS > HALLEJUAH ..


ITS 12 aM.. SHIT. I'M TIRED.

Its 12 20 am not whatever it says.

This is seriously annoying. I am not an AMERICAN.
I swear, If i get a premonition that going to hell would mean that i become an american, I'd be squeaky clean as possible. No sinning for me. No sir!. DAMM! . that was american.

I've got nothing against American people, just like to find my own unique "Australian" (not American Australian) way of doing things.

And having an American time zone isn't helping things.

Ok, so whats new ?

I just discovered that google calenders are used worldwide to organize millions of personal lives.
Along with Facebook, Myspace, Photobucket. Does anyone realise what people could do with you're personal things ? Even you're IP address can get you in trouble.

thinking I'm paranoid ?, Yeah, I do too.

Sure there are laws in place to protect us, but not if they don't get caught.
We have Freedom of Information problems here, Trying to get some politicians frigging schedule., almost cost one newspaper $12 million bucks. Of course, they didn't get it.
So whats to stop companies from using you're private information and sending a hitman to kill you ,just so they could test the reality of the new hitman game ?

Seriously ? what is there ?

You read in fiction books, about rich corporations controlling the world, The richest men, all in some secret sort of Illuminati council controlling the world. .Well, unfortunately , thats looking truer by the minute.

Ok, It's now 12 28 am, and i have school tomorrow. Tchuis. or whatever.

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Halo 3 soundtrack. . Is as expected, and more.

When i heard the music on halo 3 i was astounded, they've done a astronomical job since Halo 1.

And I'm just loving the soundtrack, My favourite is the song in the background of the level.. The ark.
I'll be humming it along too.

Damn the simple minded students. ..

Of Year 10.

Seriously.

Ok, so most of them are matierialistic to the extreme, with porn, and hentai, (for you asians out there.) Most of them are jocks, and assholes who don't really care about anyone but themselves.
Others that do care are reasonable, nice people, but don't really know much about the world they live in. amongst all of them , there are a few precious jems, the intelligent ones, and amongst those, there are those that can be intelligent and play sport at the same time.. OMG..
I know.

So, to the above bunch of people, How do you make Latin America and all its issues, as mentioned in the film War on Democracy, by John Pilger ( It's a intellectual film), Interesting ?
Seriously ? I'm boned.
Ok, I was thinking of mentioning cocaine as in connection to Latin America (Columbia, Eucador etc) but i don't think the teachers would approve.. So, I guess my presentation will be a Straight A boring as shit presentation about the purpose and analysis of Pilger. John, I'm sorry, I couldn't educate these ignorant (some are nice though) people.. They just don't give a shit. Besides, what the hell are they gonna do about Chavez as a dictator ? (of course, The people in Venezuela will kill him if he becomes one) .

Anyways, thanks to bg for the comment.. You have the honor of being the first one on this blog.
As for idealism. I guess my friend was right. Dammn that sucks.

I should have gone elsewhere.

Ok, complaining time.

Really, I think that people find me, Depraved and egotistical and attention starved. That has got to stop. Totally. Of course, That assumes that people read the previous blog posts.

Anyways. Bloggers were i think once Time's people of the year or something, Why ? because some of them actually make sense. So Shoo, go and read ones that do.

One of my friends, is very, very cynical. Looking out for no. one. He isn't pessimistic, just attuned to the realities of this dog eat dog world out there. Not to say we're cannibals.

But seriously, here's a thought. Would you step over someone if it meant that you would be better off ? Would you kill that person ?

What the ?

I just read my previous post, and the time stamp says 3:13 AM ?

Well, Now I know that I'm being brainwashed, I stay up late, but not that late.
Dammn this site and its US centric servers. Or whatever.

Anyways, while I still have time, (I just finished year 10) I've got alot of time, 2 weeks of time, until i fly off into the sunset, and buy the farm. Just kidding, I'd never be that ridiculously American.

And since i got myself started on Americans, I'll stop. Before the CIA gets me.

Just because i don't like americans, know how to fly and have access to fuel tanks , doesn't mean that I'm a terrorist. Seriously, ever go to a gas station ? I mean Petrol station ? , Yeah, fuel tanks there too.

O, and heres another reason to lock me in guantanamo, I like Michael Moore's films, and live in a country with federalized healthcare.

See, I started and finished my self on Americans.

Now, onto more about America. ... Hey, Its not my fault i know more about it than the country of my birth, BLAME IT ALL on CAPITALISM.. comrades. .. I mean, Citizens.

Oh, and just to give you even more hints about which country I'm in, well, We just elected a Labour govt. who loves americans almost as much as the previous govt. Great work..dipshit.

Great work by microsoft, in whose blogs/spaces, you can't swear at without being censored, so what if so dipshit in the CIA is watching my every move. I'm an egotistical bastard. As much as I'd like to pretend that I'm not really that bad ( and i'm not) I can't without somehow contradicting myself in the future.

Seriously speaking, If you want to find an egotistical bastard, grab your nearest male human being, Or yourself, (just don't grab you're own penis), Kick him in the nuts, and watch him bendover, then, when he tries to exact revenge, you have your proof. Females are slightly less egotistical, but the same procedure works.

So, where were we ? Ah yes, Americans. The single race/country ever to drop an atomic bomb, ruin millions of lives, save thousands, and then ruin millions more. Then of course, save thousand again. The single country on the planet which has been the subject of a lot of comedian's acts recently. Why ? Well, for starters, Your President sucks.

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations, hold this nation hostile, or our allies hostile"
Or what about that time he confused Austria with Australia, I mean like WTF ?

We Australians have licked the shit out of your ass for the last 80 or so years, Kyoto, Vietnam, Korea, Israel. We've been by your side since the fall of Singapore. And you couldn't even get the damn name right. Or the names of so many places, including the Opera House. Jeez, Is it a wonder, Ladies and gentlemen( and advertising bots) that we think so lowly of you Americans ? This man is meant to be the representative of the GLORIOUS USA,the same country that bailed us out of cold water in WWII.

Of course, We're not stupid enough to privatise our healthcare or ban the communist party, But we're plenty stupid to believe that the ANZUS (Sorry ANUS) Alliance is gonna do us good.
I mean ,give us some credit, we can locate Hong Kong and Singapore from a world map, WITHOUT HELP. (probably coz most of us are from there) O, did i mention We can locate INDIA and the USA and UK on a map too ? We're a smart people, and we're grateful for it, Unless you're one of the country bogans who love pauline hansen. People with access to the interweb usually aren't.


Anyways, If you did have trouble reading the above posts, It's because Americans are a nice generous people ,who are easily mislead, but have penchant for holding riots with guns, So don't get caught misleading them (easy enough).



IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. AMERICANS ARE NICE - CIA.

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And Here It begins.

The sequential nonsense that flows out of my mouth, and that is typed to this screen has to go somewhere right ?
Why not the Interweb ? After all, Some guy gets alot of money from the ads around here, so hey, everyone's a winner. I never get to shut up, and that guy gets lots of money, Or google gets to know my mind ,so it can secretly brainwash me through igoogle.

Why did i start this blog ? Well, In the vain and egotistical hope that someone, somewhere might remember a lonely , lonely high school student (who isn't that lonely). The one guy that is so craven for attention that he posts pictures of himself on the Interweb. And writes nonsense.

I bet by now, Some of you (my non existent readers) are probably going " O here we go again, We've heard all this generic nonsense, NEXT PLEASE" and I the egotistical bastard that I am, will go " Nooo, Please don't go, I need your attention, while i totally blabber on about shit that people don't care about..."

well, Go on, click that dammn button. I'll be here when you remember. I think. Unless google brainwashes me again.